I'll be here all week....

User: I need some help when you get a second.

Me: Okay... what seems to be the problem?

User: I need your help to install a webpage.

Me: .... You need me to install a webpage?

User: Yes, I can't access *insert web page*

Me: You can't access it, or you can't get to it?

User: I can't get to it. I need you to install it.

Me: Okay, well what is the address?

User: I don't know. I just need you to install it for me.
Me: Do you know HOW a webpage works?

User: Yes, I just need you to install it.

[Walks across stage to users computer. Nick begins typing on keyboard while user looks over shoulder]

Me: So, is THIS the webpage you need installed?

User: YES! Thank you!